Congrats! Your ‘post’ now ‘has’ 12 million notes! Want proof? Just check the number of notes on this post! So the next time you think “Dean in whatever the fuck he’s wearing” is the most reblogged image on Tumblr, remember that there could be a large amount of notes dedicated to a PLETHORA of other fandoms, pictures, posts, etc.
- Find a “12 million note” post
- Delete all comments, titles, pictures, everything.
- Replace it with literally whatever you want
can turn the Villager from Animal Crossing into a psychopath
and the psychopath fox from Five Nights in Freddy’s into the cutest mascot.
in one of The Giver trailers, the narrator literally says “In a world where love is forbidden, they will fight to bring it back.” like okay that’s not what the book is about at all
i made this in like fuckin 15 minutes lmao here u go
Robot Pirates are pretty cool though?
why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug
This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.
I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.
they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay
but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:
Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.
the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup. on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something. why is heterosexuality so terrible?
It’s really hard to tell when tumblr is joking because they actually belive shit like this. If this is a parody, good job, ya fool me.
If its not…
This post gave me cancer. Are you guys really complaining about the SHAPE OF COFFEE MUGS AND COMPARING IT TO STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS!? Ya’ll do know you can change the name of the freaking mugs making hers his and his hers!? What, are all you named Kimberly and Jeffery too? Does the mug force you to take the hers mug if you identify as a male!? If the mugs shape piss you off, there are THOUSANDS of choices that can suit your need( Like a relationship)
I really hope I wasted my time and this was a joke because holy hell. Pick another goddamn mug.
Just to clarify, I’m making a mini porn game with Foxy from Five Nights At Freddy’s.
Stay tuned for updates.
DONT FUCK THE ROBITS
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
that is terrifying