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deelekgolo:

ninjaharajukurock:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

Hey there
Would you like to talk about Homestuck?

A lot of people are commenting this post with Homestuck related stuff.

Homestuck is calculated to have only a bit over about one million and no matter how much wiggle room you give it to claim it has more words it is no where near Subspace Emissary’s word count of 3,929,194 words as of now(September 1st, 2014).

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest

ribnose:

Flash back twenty years.  A full party room.  Shiny robots shambling around, in full repair, bright lights, children laughing and playing.  Everyone, everyone is having a joyous time except for one little girl.  Sitting alone and dejected by the one curtained-off stage.  It’s her sister’s birthday party, and everyone is having a good time but her.  
"Ye have the face of a lass who needs more than a slice of pizza to turn a smile."
It comes by surprise.  She stands up, and turns.  ”…F…Foxy?”  
"Aye. Steal aboard, a’fore anyone sees."  
The girl slips behind the curtains.  And there he is.  Servos whirr as his upper body angles down, so he can see her better.  ”What be the matter?”  
"…Everyone’s excited about my sister. Nobody really cares about me."
 ”What a daft thing to say.”  The flat edge of a hook lifts harmlessly up to the girl’s chin. “I care.”

ribnose:

Flash back twenty years.  A full party room.  Shiny robots shambling around, in full repair, bright lights, children laughing and playing.  Everyone, everyone is having a joyous time except for one little girl.  Sitting alone and dejected by the one curtained-off stage.  It’s her sister’s birthday party, and everyone is having a good time but her.  

"Ye have the face of a lass who needs more than a slice of pizza to turn a smile."

It comes by surprise.  She stands up, and turns.  ”…F…Foxy?”  

"Aye. Steal aboard, a’fore anyone sees."  

The girl slips behind the curtains.  And there he is.  Servos whirr as his upper body angles down, so he can see her better.  ”What be the matter?”  

"…Everyone’s excited about my sister. Nobody really cares about me."

 ”What a daft thing to say.”  The flat edge of a hook lifts harmlessly up to the girl’s chin. “I care.”

remlit-kitten:

"Welcome to "Freddy Fazbears Pizza Place" !"

Disclaimer: Please do not look animatronics in the eye. If they insist on staring at you throughout their performance, please be courteous and exit the establishment. Thank you!

chipscahoy:

Everyone watch this

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

micthemicrophone:

My sister also had a fair point on college and what it meant to her/why she isn’t going to school. My parents always told us that we -needed- to go to college; that, without that piece of paper, we’d never get anywhere in life. Throughout our academic careers, they constantly reminded us that we…

Goodnight friends

carrioncoyote:

notjustanotherpetblog:

nevertoomanyspiders:

bogmoth:

ohnoproblems:

beepunk:

look @ this cute lil lady

i live for small lady

love u small lady

I don’t care if it’s already on my blog, stuff like this is always relevant

little bee tongue and antennae and fuzzy legs and cutie eyes!

Bumbles are the best.